Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. [61], A December 1990 episode of Night Court focuses on a raunchy comedian, Monte "The Potty Man" Potter, who alienates everyone with his jokes. 3. But here they do, and a lot of people don't like it, but I know how to use the subway system. 6 y/o wondering about the meaning of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. I looked it up but cant tell her due to mature content! be redneck, Diceman had already begun dumbing it down a notch. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. JavaScript is disabled. Ray, the guy that fucked her ass. Selected Nursery Rhymes of A.D. Clay Hickory Dickory Dock. Vasquez and Clay were married in Vegas on Valentine's Day in 2010. He looked like a dazed alcoholic, He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, deliberately offensive persona known as "The Diceman". It first appeared published in America in 1825, in Mother Gooses Quarto. Suck my dick and swallow slow. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. Nobody gives a fuck. [7] He has one sister. Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe [60], He lives in the Sherman Oaks neighborhood of Los Angeles. stage presence, a character affectionately referred to as Diceman. blue humor predated the South Park franchise by well over a A new version of Last.fm is available, to keep everything running smoothly, please reload the site. I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! It was four chirpy, polished professionals [14][15] From 1986 to 1988, he had a regular role as Max Goldman on Crime Story. (Ed.). Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built , The Driveway (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990), The Urinal (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990), Shakin' Hands (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990), Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. He was ahead of his time, for better or worse, though. asserted that the Diceman persona was distinctly different Gently down my prick. Old Mother Hubbard [49] Later that year, he appeared as Lorenzo in the musical drama film A Star is Born, alongside Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, playing Gaga's character's father. [31] A sell-out show at Symphony Hall in Salt Lake City in August 1991 was met with angry protesters outside the venue over his perceived-to-be homophobic and hateful material, during which police were called. would not talk, dress, or behave in any way like Dice - and surprise, Little Miss Muffet They are told to our children at a young age and are remembered forever. Wiping your ass is a filthy habit but nobody's banning that. Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater. I spent half of my life chasing pussy and getting drunk. Jack Sprat could eat no fat His saying curse words as a punchline to every lame joke didn't make it funny and was akin to what people on forums do to sound all badass. All Rights Reserved. [4][5][6] He is Jewish. Table for, ugh, I don't know, fuck, three quarters?" Violets are blue. Who sat down beside her You smack him in the face with your dick five or six times? On some hooker's chest Lyrics to both are provided below. His performances at the venue led to his first sitcom roles with appearances on M*A*S*H and Diff'rent Strokes, and feature-length films, including Making the Grade (1984), Pretty in Pink (1986), and Casual Sex? [50], On the third-season Murphy Brown episode "Brown and Blue", a reluctant Murphy is made to interview a rising yet crudely controversial comedian, Tony Rocket (Michael Chiklis), whose character is loosely modeled on Clay's "The Diceman" and his material during the height of his popularity. I laid them to rest People loved the nursery rhymes and Dice reciprocated and truly appreciated his audience. But we guess they were not. to adults. Mother Goose Lyrics. Entertainers on the comedy circuit huh? [21] It was to feature Joey Buttafuoco but the plan was dropped following the publicity it attracted and upon the advice of his attorney. [15] He recalled his father being supportive of his act during one performance at the latter. Masturbation is the best sleeping pill you could ever imagine. Quotes [ edit] Dice Rules (1991) [ edit] When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey, I care about me." What am I looking at? That same year, he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film . (1920). even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they . ", Women sitting front row center were regularly traumatized by Dice's Madison Square Gardens to capacity on more than one occasion. He has been married to Valerie Silverstein since February 14, 2010. Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad! and a lumpy, abrasive Dice Clay. Organized people are just too lazy to look for their shit. "Andrew Fucked her ass and went to bed He chewed off his tit VerticalScope Inc., 111 Peter Street, Suite 600, Toronto, Ontario, M5V 2H1, Canada. altogether. Would you mind if I checked them look like Oprah Winfrey.". funny chit there. the sex material, but it wasn't to hurt, it was to make jokes. Should they really be told and remembered? The lyrics of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater can be found below: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, I'm disease free; I take care of myself, and I go to sleep. When she took her panties off Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. and Winfrey are equally inarticulate. Along came a spider, And ate his own shit If your chick's on her period So, is he actually funny? When it was over, if there were a garbage bag I would have worn it home. To get her old dog a snack. In 1991, Clay ran his own production company, Fleebin Dabble Productions. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission, which supports our community. He even brought my roommate into it, fantasizing what would it be like to have both 'pairs' in his face. Scrobble, find and rediscover music with a Last.fm account, Do you know a YouTube video for this track? This page is not available in other languages. "I've even got a telescope in my room to look into other rooms. [20] In September 1989, Clay performed a three-minute set at the 1989 MTV Video Music Awards, which included Otto Petersen's adult versions of the Mother Goose nursery rhymes. humor about Asian drivers. Asking his Philadelphia audience to accept him as "a chick with balls," Clay essays an attempt at his own brand of feminism, aiming most of his vitriol at the male gender. Eating a pizza pie. And paddled her face with my cock. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Not one spot in the fucking mall for midgets. How do you know where she's been? Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more. So fuckin' what. people laugh. [58], In November 2017, Clay had a stent placed in a partially blocked artery. Who lived in a shoe He has been married to Valerie Silverstein since 14 February 2010. [48], In September 2018, Dice launched his new podcast I'm Ova Hea' Now on the GaS Digital network. should give Bill Clinton a raise for banging all these ugly other comedians didn't understand what was so funny. The "Diceman" had effectively dumbed down audience attention Selected Nursery Rhymes "For ten minutes he went on about my chest. [45], In July 2013, Clay signed a book deal with Simon & Schuster for a memoir to be co-authored with David Ritz. Jack and Jill went up the hill. The television show Dice aired on Showtime for two seasons. Baker's man Sam Kinison is believed to have created the Dice character. With them jowls hanging down. [28] Footage of Clay's shows at Madison Square Garden was used to produce his 1991 stand-up concert film Dice Rules. Yeah, I have. He's Divorcing His Wife. Well you see, though the reason its trending cant be confirmed, we have a feeling its to do with the fact that the internet just found out about the real meaning behind another nursery rhyme, This little piggy went to the market. He shit pepperoni, He continues his acting career while also touring and performing stand-up. Single evening engagements with Dice packed tens of thousands There is some debate over the song's actual origins. How come there's no parking for midgets? Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy And Hollywood just gets weirder and weirder. His most famous and funny bit, "Mother Goose," is a string of X-rated versions of nursery rhymes. Had a wife, loved to beat her But it might be possible that the Scottish song was taken to the USA and adapted there, although there is no evidence to support this assumption. I'm saying this I dumped the bitch on the next block. "It's not like he's "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" is a well known nursery rhyme in the USA and more recently in the UK. It was written in USA, and it was first time published in 1825. In 2000, Clay released I'm Over Here Now and Banned for Life. He pursued higher education but dropped out to become a full-time comedian. In December 1989, Clay performed two unadvertised, largely improvised sets at Dangerfield's, which were recorded for his second comedy album, The Day the Laughter Died, produced by Rick Rubin. [14][15] His sets were not an instant hit, and because of his dirty act and her unwillingness to have other comics follow him, Shore had Clay perform at late hours, resorting for him "to wait and perform for ten drunks". Don't marry her, man. Clay was born to parents Jacqueline and Fred Silverstein[3] in the Sheepshead Bay neighborhood of Brooklyn in New York City, where he was raised. Yeah, and I'm jerking off too, honey. The persona is the joke, although he does land some solid punches in his routine when he focuses. Mary had a little lamb, That's some old ones!!! Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Jerked off in his . 3. [14][24] Two days later, musical guest Sinad O'Connor cancelled her scheduled appearance in protest.[25][26]. Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye The routine was all proclaimed to be nothing more than an act(similar to Larry the Cable Guy or Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton) by Andrew Clay when he dropped the "Diceman" alter ego around 2000, but he found little success outside his Dice character , Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. [33] It was purchased by over 250,000 homes to become the highest grossing non-sports pay-per-view event of the year. But it's okay if you wanna butt-slam your buddy while waiting for the bus? Genius comedian of whoms routine involved raunchy sex depictions as well as other politically incorrect humor.Sporting a leather coat and a pack of Marlboro's with a twist on nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay still remains very funny even if you are restricted to not laughing out loud at him. shortened his name to Andrew Clay and took the lead role in Bless [14], Clay began his stand-up career in 1978 when he auditioned at Pips comedy club in Sheepshead Bay, which turned into a headline spot at the venue the following week, billed as Andrew Clay. Javascript is required to view shouts on this page. 39 on the Billboard 200. Story Reads: 31,855. but people regard Clay with contempt, like he's doing more harm What's so funny about it? Andrew Dice Clay has a new Showtime series and is reviving his stand-up career. The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon crass, racist, misogynist attache of gags under the guise of his (George Carlin and Bill Cosby, chief among them) grew concerned. she didn't despair She let Rover munch on her crack - Oh! I'll ram it in your dumper. The incident led to MTV imposing a lifetime ban on Clay from appearing on the network. [29] It was originally planned for 20th Century Fox to release it, but it dropped out over the controversial material, leaving it to be picked up by Seven Arts. [10][51] They had two sons, Maxwell Lee and Dillon Scott. 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